10 Best Text Messages I Received In 2008

From Martin Dickie 18 Jan 09:02

“Bad Luck Gives Children Cancer”

From Milko 20 Feb 2008 20:17

“Adam Woodyatt?”

From David Jones 26 Feb 2008 23:11

“I like you, for being you, but I still kind of wish you were Mark Ronson”

From Milko 06 April 2008 23:23

“Billie Piper’s middle name is Paul”

From Martin Dickie 28 April 2008 08:33

“Theo Walcott collects art and has 8 Rolf Harris originals”

From Rob Hampton 08 June 2008 18:49

“A guy next to me in the pub is telling a story about a man who has a disco in his house. Everybody goes he said. Even Bobby Davro…”

From Rob Hampton 05 March 2008 22:41

“I’m standing next to Gary Barlow”

My overall favourite must be the following updates from when my friend David Jones was sent to the Commercial Vehicle Show 2008 in Birmingham. A beautiful narrative arc I think you’ll agree…

15 April 2008 01:09

“Justed started with shots and rum. Trucks”

15 April 2008 02:10

“It’s funny how fun trucks are”

15 April 2008 03:31

“Now we’ll see what separates the men from the boys”

15 April 2008 09:51

“I think I may be having an anxiety attack”

15 April 2008 13:39

“I cant take this shit anymore”

15 April 2008 14:08

“I wish I was dead”