So after throwing her bike down and being ticked off by her PA, Duffy has a quick swig of the can she went to such lengths to steal and leaves it on the side while she goes and bellows out some Dusty Springfield-lite to an audience full of Radio 2 listeners.
If she’d have just finished the can she had at the beginning, we wouldn’t have had to go through this ridiculous charade. Watch it again. She has one sip then decides to steal a bike and go get another one - which she also doesn’t finish.
Now I love Diet Coke, addicted possibly, but I at least finish a can before I go on the rob for more. Why didn’t they just show her cycling round Vauxhall Bus Station on a summers day, sweating and dicing with vehicular death before popping into a Shell garage for some icy cold refreshment and a quick sing song. At least that’s a solid plot line…