The 5 best text messages i've received January-April '09
From Rob Hampton 21 January 2009 20:17
“Last year Palestinians smuggled an anaesthetised crocodile through a tunnel from Egypt”
From Milko 25 January 2009 02:14
“Just watched Slumdog Millionaire. I think Danny Boyle’s gone off his rocker”
From Milko 12 February 2009 16:45
“My God, I just saw you aged 80 eating in a Loch Fyne restaurant”
From Milko 04 March 2009 21:58
“If you feed parsley to an ostrich it goes blind”
From Martin Dickie 19 March 2009 21:43
“Currently mixing Fake Blood’s Mars incredibly successfully with Hazey Jane II”
